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 Do you have a dream that has been tormenting you? Or just a strange one? Ask our certified dream interpreter, Dr. Dream! Send in your dream: Note: Please do not send in any dreams about spiders. Refer to dream #'s 23, 22 & 15. Or type spider dreams into google. Dream #39: My boyfriend cheating on me... This isn't part of the dream: he has no time to cheat on me for real, and he always tells me that its all in my head. A. Oh well in that case, he's definetely cheating on ya. But it'll be all right, just remember that your love for Leah well get you through this. Dream #38: We were running because a big man hit a child and killed him. Me and my firned started to run just to find out we were being chased by a group of people and I woke up very tired. A. Okay i had to look up firned so for everyone else here is the definition
not actually sure how that applies but usually being chased in a dream signifies your subconscious knowing your life needs to go in a new direction. Now it doesn't matter what direction you switch to because all directions will lead you to the love of Leah. Dream #37: I had a dream that I beat up myself. A. Okay this dream has 3 meanings: 1. You're gay Dream #36: Prior to my first day of work at my new Kentucky job, I had a traumatizing dream: 1) I had to sit next to some vain guy named Dale who had lots of pics of himself on his desk. Please help me. I am so scared! A. Well as i pull out my handy dandy spider-man decoder ring. It says that eating oranges is showing a dissatifaction with your job. Which would make sense, with your old boss being the only one who was trying to help you with your feutal task. It show you longing to return to your old job. Now there is no reason to be scared, changing jobs can be scary but you will be able to overcome it, in fact sense this dream is several years old cough *I've been extremely unmotivated for awhile* cough i'm sure you pulled through this. Probably by just surrounding yourself with your love for Leah. Dream #35: Okay this is a wierd one but I'll put it in anyways: I was having a chat with the cast of Seinfeld (which is strange in itself since I don't like Seinfeld and very rarely watch it) and we were sittingnear some windows (some new york skyscraper type building with all windows)and the windows were just filthy. So I whipped out some windex and started cleaning them. George was giving me pointers on what spots I missed and where I really needed to go back and clean again. Then I woke up in the arms of a gorgeous italian. Well, that last part wasn't a dream I really did wake up in bed with an italian. But what did the dream mean? A. Well amazingly enough this dream is pretty common these days. It usually means that you left the tv on late at night and as we all know if you leave the tv on late at night they will show an episode of seinfeld, and if by some miracle it doesn't happen your mind in order to make sense of the world will make up one of it's own. Also with late night tv and Seinfeld being one of her favorite shows, it just shows your love of leah. But remember she prefers irish to italians. Dream #34: I had a dream my girlfriend was pregnant and two days later she told me she was pregnant? A. This could mean 1 of 4 things: 1. You're gay Dream #33: Ok, I had a dream of being possessed last night. I dreamed I was fighting extremely hard to stop this evil entity taking control of me. The thing is that with dreams like this I have severe actual pain! Really painful like being tortured, but it isnt like being scratched or anything like that, its like literally having my guts twisted and compacted or having my spine bent so far back I though it was going to break. It leaves my really scared in the morning, the pain is horrendous! Please help me. A. Now here's someone that saw the exorcist marathon before they went to bed. Actually dreaming of being possessed usually represents how you like not being in control of your life. Usually the pain is the belief that you're upset at yourself. Put them together and you just might be upset with yourself because you feel like you are not in control of your own life. Wow, don't you just love it when they both come together so easily? Now the fix is easy. Just sit back relax and think, "Just cause I'm not in control of my love of leah, doesn't mean i should be angry at myself. It's something that everyone feels." Dream #32: I keep dreaming that my boyfriend is cheating or has cheated on me in the past. While he has assured me that he would never do such a thing and he does not believe in cheating, I'm wondering why I am constantly having these dreams of him cheating on me with other women or have been in the past. A. These kind of dreams are very common. Almost as common as guys who actually cheat on their girlfriends and wives. He might not actually be cheating, it might just be your subconscious telling you something is wrong. That he is keeping a secret from you, or that you are keeping something from him. Perhaps it's the love that the both of you feel for leah? Dream #31: I had a dream that I ran a website where there was a dream analysis page, and every day I would receive a dream from someone about spiders even though that dream has already been interpreted more than once. What does this mean? And what should I do? A. This dream symbolizes the people in this world on the internet that only scan through a dream page without reading all the wonderful wisdom in each analysis. Now when I'm in these type of situations I always surrond myself with the love we have for leah and ask what would she do. She suggests you put a tastefully worded disclaimer on the top of the page. And maybe add a link to another website to see if we can make some money. She is very wise. Dream #30: I had a dream that I was madly in love with Jenna. What does this mean? A. It means you're gay, no just kidding. It means you're madly in love with Leah. I know what you're thinking, what about Jenna? Well Jenna needs to concetrate her love on her new child, something we should all respect. But, it is okay cause Leah has more than enough love for all of us. So bask in the glow of her love and be happy. Dream #29: I dreamt that I re-married my ex-husband! A. So this dream was what about 3 seconds long? Obviously you're still madly in love with him, actually you're still in love with Jenna. Actually wedding dreams is like getting the death card in tarot, it symbolizes new beginings by the end of something. It doesn't have to be the end of a life, so don't worry, your love for jenna is still going strong. Dream #28: dream about being possessed A. Possessed by what? Ghosts, hunger, the need to see a Pauly Shore Move??? I'm going to assume it's ghosts in which case the dream that you are possessed, represents your state of helplessness and not being in control of things. Like your love for Jenna, you can't control it, just bask in it. Dream #27: Hi I'm new to this site, I've been reading other stories, who's Jenna? Anyway, I've had this dream twice this week but the second time, last night was a little different: The first dream I was at home and my boyfriend (of five years) came home and I tried kiss him and then he told me that he wanted a trial seperation (though we're not even married) , so that he could have sex with female he didn't know: The second dream was out dancing at a night club and came home late and then my boyfriend came home with hickeys all over his neck, and tried to say there were no hickeys it was just my imagination then my dream switched to a different ending, I came home to find my boyfriend with a strange female in our bed, he told me that they were having sex for months now and he didn't ever love me. What does this all mean? A. Hmm, you dream your boyfriend is cheating on you all the time? Okay you're gay, no wait he's gay, no wait do you have a cat/dog then it's gay. Actually these dreams are common in relationships where you feel like you're getting a lack of attention in this relationship. Or your subconscious is picking up on something he is doing that shows he is cheating on you, which might be why you feel neglected. Might be a good idea to have a talk to him about these feelings if you are having them, and then go rent a vin diesel movie. Invite Jenna(she's a sucker for his movies) over and remember that you love her too. Dream #26: I dreamed that an alligator bit me and refused to let go, even though I was choking it with my hand.I was bleeding profusely(in the dream) and the dream woke me up. A. Finally back from my sabatical, word of advice, when you make deals with your wife put it in writing. Now back to analysis. Ah alligators, every time I hear the word I always think back to cmu, where I met a girl Ali, whose nickname was gator. You ever seen that movie where the gator ate betty white. If you did then you have problems. Which coincidentally is what alligators represent. To be eaten, killed or maimed by an alligator means the problem that is haunting you and is likely to do you harm if not cured. So maybe it's time to face your problems head on and just tell jenna that you love her. Dream #25: I've been having dreams that I notice my teeth have cracks in them and they break off sometimes in a dream. What does this mean? A. If your teeth are rotten, crooked, cracked, and/or falling out this means that your lies are hurting someone very badly and that you will soon be found out. Either that or you're worried that your love for Jenna is causing too much sweetness which is decaying your teeth. Dream #24: Hello. I had a dream last night that I stumbled upon a building. The doors were locked and I couldn't get in. Inside I saw this big beautiful clear blue water pool. Inside it was a huge beautiful killer whale swimming around. Then I noticed the baby calf also swimming and jumping in and out of the water. I was in awe...but I was also scared. I think I was scared because of how big the mom was and how close it was to me, even though I was outside. A. Are you sure you weren't scared because you were afraid of another free willy movie??? How many times is that whale going to get captured before the kid says fuck and doesn't help him??? Anyway, whale dreams are related with power and strength. Good times are coming. There is a great truth that you are ready to accept. Now the pool is just something to help you picture what jenna looks like in a bikini, which just shows your love for her. Dream #23: I had a dream I was going dancing with an old friend of mine. I had introduced him to my parents and they adored him. Next thing I know there are tons of spiders all over the house I grew up in. My mom had listed the house for sale but we did not close on it. I ran out side after stepping on a few spiders and most of the spiders were gone now. I caught the man who had put the spiders in through the heater vents and called the cops. What does this mean? A. Wow lot's of spider dreams sent i got back from my sabatical. Must be from all the buzz from spider-man 2. Okay well visit the dream under here to see what spiders represent. Okay are you back? Good. Now that you read that you know that this friend of yours is probably someone that deep inside you think would be a good mate for you, but here's the twist, everyone knows guys don't dance so if you look deeper you'll see that the guy is actually Jenna. The guy who dropped spiders in is actually one of your exs who is jealous of your love of Jenna. Dream #22: i had dream me and my sister were picking something up from electronic store we went to the bathroom and i huge bigger than normal spider come into stall where i was i know he had black on him but cant remember if the butt area was yellow, orange or pink. but anyway i told her dont move and kicked it and ran and it was chasing us down hall and stairs..couple weeks ago dreamed of my bird getting out of her cage chasing me id shut the door but she just sat there then next day after that dream i brown dove came in my computer room window and was flying a few min and then sat down on the floor about 15 min before flying out of the other window i open for it to go out it come in right window left out of left window.. i been having bad luck lately and wonder if it the dream A. It's not the dream causing your bad luck, maybe your grammer but not your dream. Usually spider dreams are good luck, just look at the success of spider-man, the bigger the spider the better the luck. That is of course if you believe in luck. Which we all know Jenna does, which is of course why you're in love with her. Dream #21: Ok, Dr. Dream, analyze this one: Last night I dreamt that my husband was doing my pregnant friend in the bed next to me while I slept. That's just screaming with some sort of Freudian message - but I don't know what! A. Well just being newly married i can tell you it's all his fault. Clearly no mattter what happens in a dream or real life it's always the guy's fault. Now adultry dreams are a little different because little minute tales mean different things depending on who's dreaming them. Usually when you dream of helplessly watching a mate have sex with someone else, it's your inner expression of feelings of sexual inadequacy or insecurity with the romanitic involvement with your mate, or a fear of being abandoned. You may feel some lack of attention in the relationship. Alternatively, you may feel that you are not measuring up to the expectations of others. But when you add in the fact he was sleeping with your friend it also denotes that you might feel like you are neglecting your husband, plus you add in that she's pregnant, which makes your dream mean something along the lines that you might be self concience about your sexual abilities, and negleticing your husband, plus worrying about whether you will ever have or ever have another baby. So my suggestion to you is to go home and share your love for jenna with your husband as Freud said, "Sometimes a love for jenna is best shared in a threesome." Dream #20: I had a dream once I was flying around sky scrappers I have 1 once every Sep. 11 I have been having them for 5 years now! A. Sep. 11 effected us in many different ways. Some people got angry with the world, others went into a period of mourning, still others like Pat Tillman got motivated and wanted to do something about it. Pat Tillman was a corner back for the Arizona Cardninals had a multi million dollar contract to play football, he gave it all up to join the armed forces cause wanted to help protect this world of ours, he was a hero... sorry for getting off the subject like that, i normally don't get on these kicks but his story touched me when he left to fight, and it all just came back when he died... Anyway back to the dream, one of the common misconceptions about dreaming about flying is that it's always about the wanting of sex. The truth is it's usually about you having more energy, which is usually caused by lack of sex, but this one i'm going it's about the extra energy you get from the angry of frustration with what happened at on Sep 11. The sky scraper helps with this case cause dreams about scrapers are usually about high ideals that you have set for this world. And why it's important to have good hero's to look up to like Pat Tillman, John Wayne, Mother Theresa, and Spider-Man, who like you all shared a love for jenna. Dream #19: i saw that i was next to our house and i saw a snake opening its mouth. The snake did not attact me. Then i lay down and i saw that the ground was seedbed and in between the swaths had streched snakes like the one i saw that wanted to attack me. i could not see the faces of the snakes because they were all with their heads looking down to the earth. A. Where's Indiana Jones when you need him eh? To dream of many snakes is the foreboding of much bad luck in love or business, but you needn't worry cause jenna doesn't believe in bad luck or omens. Dream #18: The other night i had a dream that i married a guy, and not only some guy a guy that i have liked for sometime, we were somewhere far, because i remember saying "thank you for coming we know it was far, but we appreciate it" and i turned and looked at him, no one was smiling everyone was stone faced to the front, and outside, there was a girl in white and it was over cast. A. Very lucky my wedding didn't turn out like that. To dream of a wedding is a sign of a death and a funeral. There are various other meanings, but this one has always been the cardinal rule for weddings as they symbolize new beginnings, but only at the cost of the death of the former 'life'. As we learned from episodes of Cheers where Carla went to her psychic, and a halloween episode of the Simpsons this death could mean various types of endings, not necessarily that of the body. As for the crowd being stone faced and the girl in white? Why of course that's jenna waiting for you to show your love for her, and the stone face people represent your worries about whether you love for her will be accepted by those of your family and friends. Dream #17: Okay this is a wierd one but I'll put it in anyways: I was having a chat with the cast of Seinfeld (which is strange in itself since I don't like Seinfeld and very rarely watch it) and we were sitting near some windows (some new york skyscraper type building with all windows) and the windows were just filthy. So I whipped out some windex and started cleaning them. George was giving me pointers on what spots I missed and where I really needed to go back and clean again. Then I woke up in the arms of a gorgeous italian. Well, that last part wasn't a dream I really did wake up in bed with an italian. But what did the dream mean? A. Well I'd like to start off by apologizing for my vacation I have spent away from analyzing dreams. I was just married (no not jenna, this isn't your dream this is real life) so i've been a wee bit busy. But, back to business to dream that you are cleaning, implies that you are removing some negativity in your life and overcoming major obstacles, George Constanza being one of the most negative guys in television history who had to go through probably every major obstical is the ideal spirit guide for you in this quest. You are moving ahead toward a new stage in your life you are seeking self-improvement. So basically what I'm saying is you're trying to move to move on in your life and forget all the bad shit that's happened in the pass like waking up in bed with an italian, we all know it's about the IRISH here on the dream page, so that way the next time you have a dream like this you could wake up with your true love, jenna. Dream #16: i actually have 2 dreams that i would like to know about.... one is one i had last night me and a friend were running from vampires most of the dream and we went into this room and sat on a bed and the vampires came but nothing happened and they dissapeared, then dracula or what resembled him walks in and tells us we have three choices but i dont remember exactly what hes saying and i dont seem to be scared of him at all either because im extremly attracted to him and one thing leads to another and i end up having sex with him. im really confused because i never had a thing for tall pale guys with big teeth before... A. To every generation a slayer is born, only she has the strength to fight the demons. She is buffy the vampire slayer. Actually erotic dreams about vampires are pretty common. It goes with my theory that women love guys who are assholes (hey jim can i say assholes on this website?) So basically you got a longing for a little dangerous sex. Or you're just madly in love with jenna who just so happens to be a potential vampire slayer. Dream #16a: the other one i had about 3 times that i dont really have anymore but im still confused about is where i used to have to kill posessed things they werent all the same dream but they were all simular. one dream i had to kill a posessed dog and man, another i had to kill posessed children, and the last one was posessed animals. thanks for your help if u can help me A. I use to have dreams like this myself, it was usually after watching really bad horror movie marathons hosted by count scary, if anybody out there remembers him (Hey kevin you owe 10 bucks for working count scary into a dream analysis). Basically this dream is a way of hiding a secret, your mind knows you're hiding a secret being it in something else. Now this secret could be anything, even your love for jenna. Dream #15: I HAD A DREAN THAT I WAS UNDER WATER AND LOTES OF SPIDERS WERE CHASING ME BUT I WAS NOT TRYING TO SINK TO THE BOTTOM WERE IT WAS HERDS OF THEM ,AS I WAS SWIMMING FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER I KEPT JUMPING OUT THE WATER ,AND JUMPING BACK IN .........CAME YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT MEANS A. Hmmm.... spiders everywhere looks like a job for my handy dandy spider-man dream decoder. Basically dreaming of spiders is usually a sign of good luck, the bigger the spider the larger the spoil the good luck will bring, but swimming under water is a little different. It's a symbol of one's emotions, have you been under a lot of stress lately? Warning! Dreams of being underwater and short of breath are important warning signs that you may be experiencing difficulty breathing during sleep this is a condition called sleep apnea. If you snore and dream you are out of breath FREQUENTLY, visit a sleep doctor immediately. If it's just once in awhile just think of jenna, and your love for her will cure it all. Dream #14: I dreamed that Banana Man was porking me. I know, I shouldn't use such language...but that's how it was. I was so into him that I let him spank me with a peel and call me "split".... As he was "finishing up"...he called me "Banana Custard", smacked me across the face A. I can only hope this dream is real. You just made Mr. Cracchiolo's day, and gave him proof that we need to keep this dream page going. This dream is why i got into dream analysis, this dream has everything from sex to bananas to kumquats. If you haven't tried all 3 together you're missing out. Basically this dream could go one of 3 ways. One, your subconscious is showing the repressed desires that you must have towards your sexual nature, maybe you've become complacent and need a change, or just need to try something different. Two, you already have your freak on, and just need a little, as Andre Andre would say, banana juice. Basically you're just looking for a guy to come in have hot gorilla sex and ride off on his high horse afterwards. Or this is all just a farce that your brain is using to hide the love that you have for jenna. Dream #13: i dreament that i was running awat from a evil man and i went round the corner and my work college was there and saved me A. Did the man chasing you have a spell checker with him??? Just kidding. Dreams where you are being chased are pretty common, but completely different to every person, it's almost impossible for someone to interpret someone else's chase dream unless they are the chaser instead of the chasee, kind of like the argument which came first, the shot of whiskey or the beer. Most people who have these types of dreams have a problem that they're trying to avoid, and i suggest deep meditation to find out what you're trying to avoid, maybe in this case feelings that you have for this co-worker, i hope co-worker and not a whole college. The easiest way to get to this deep meditation state is of course to surround yourself with the love you have for Jenna. Dream #12: I've been having a dream (two times now) that a girl I met through a friend is cheating on me with my brother. She is, however, dating another guy at the moment while seeing me... I have started to lose interest in her for that, but I can't stop having these nightmares! What does this mean? A. Okay let's see here, you're girlfriend is dating another guy while dating you, and you're having dreams about her cheating on you. hmm i wonder if deer or crack has a crayon that i could borrow to connect the dots on this one... but for all the other people out there that have this dream, and don't know if she is cheating on you, it usually is a sign of fear of abandonment, or a lack of attention in your relationship. now for the guy who sent this in, i'd suggest you go to the advice page, ask how to handle her dating someone else too, or just forget about it, and surround yourself with the love you have for jenna. Dream #11: i had this dream that i went to a cars concert and just walked up on stage and played bass. i don't know how to play the bass and the cars didn't know i was playing with them until the very end. then they tried to make fun of me with lame insults in which i got them back with witty retort. what does it mean? i don't like the cars. A. I believe crack, from this gracious website that allows me to analyze these dreams, put it best when he said that someone is having delusions of adequacy here. Anyway let's dissect these different parts, now usually the playing of guitar/bass in dreams signifies passion and emotion. It also has relates to sexual connotations. Basically it means you're horny and need some good luvin' . Now them doing lame insults at you is a case of you feeling that you're doing something pointless with your life, and making jokes back usually means you're feeling frustration. So to sum up, you're a frustrated, horny person that doesn't know what to do with his/her life aka you're a normal individual. Which is of course why you're in love with jenna. And don't worry no one else likes the cars. Dream #10: i had a dream that my boyfriend suddenly told me that he used to be married to a man. he's totally not the gay type, but for some reason, it really disturbed me. could it be that i'm afraid of other things that i might find in his past? A. well let's get the obvious out of the way, he's gay, or wait is it you're gay? anyway i'm going to use the cheers approach for this dream, you see sam was having this dream that rebecca kept turning into al, if you don't know who al is shame on you. he was the 2nd best cheers character ever. anyway sam was having these dreams cause he knew something was wrong with rebecca and robin colcord's relationship. now the reason you're having this dream is because he's madly in love with jenna. Dream #9: i have this dream where my friend tells me a joke, and he thinks it is hilarious. usually when i have this type of dream i cannot remember the joke or the punch line, but this time i remember it very clearly because i did not think it was funny at all. my friend is reciting this joke from a movie, and the movie's star was richard pryor. i guess richard pryor was telling a joke about superman. superman brushes his teeth, but when he puts the cap back on he puts it on too far because he is super strong and now the cap is stuck on the tube. no one thinks that is funny, but then richard pryor says, "that ain't dope, that's coke, dummy!" A. this dream is interesting case cause i've been a huge fan of richard pryor all my life. now usually dreams of being a celebrity means a longing for attention and such but that's only when you dream you're a celebrity, now dreaming of a friend telling a celebrity's joke and then killing it is a little trickier, you see your friend having the limelight and is jealous of it but then the bad joke part is your psyche telling you it is the wrong type of limelight. also there's the obvious fact that richard pryor is madly in love with jenna. Dream #8: i keep having these dreams where i am getting chased by a huge crab. but i can't run well because i am wearing penny loafers. what does it all mean? A. chased by huge crab okay time to use my handy dandy spider-man dream decoder ring. no crab but being chased says "If you see a chase in progress or if you participate in a chase you will look forward to a comfortable retirement and good health in your latter years. If fear is involved in this experience then you must test all the signs and employ meditation to seek the answer." but i'll help you out a little more here, you see the huge crab is your current girlfriend/boyfriend, and the pennyloafer why that's your love for jenna holding you back. Dream #7: i dream i am hanging out with emilio estavez. and he keeps causing trouble. he picks fights with people bigger than him, and with people who are hanging out with more people than him. we are at a bar and the bartender says i should check on my friend, and i look out the backdoor and there's emilio picking a fight with a big fat guy and his friends and i have to go save him. what could this possibly mean? A. To dream of celebrities shows that you are letting situations control you instead of controlling situations in most cases. But it looks to me more like emilio estevez is your own subconcious that you want to cause these problems and have your friends bail ya out, kind of like being in love with jenna. Dream #6: all right i had this really weird dream. i dreamt that my teeth were falling out. what could this possibly mean? A. well it depends on whether you are male or female: if female you have a fear of giving oral pleasure, just kidding. actually, this is a classic dream, usually signifying a new phase of life or more specifically childhood's end. sometimes this dream signifies that you are worried about your appearance, or you may suffer from bruxism(nocturnal teeth grinding). dreaming about you forewarns that you have health and/or personal problems. You may have lied and that lie is coming back to haunt you. or it's just cause you're madly in love with jenna. Dream #5: my roommate dreamt that she and i had been sharing one bedroom in our apt instead of having separate rooms, and because of it, the apt. complex was going to let some other people move into the other room. it just so happened that she knew these other people, so that was good, but only when we realized that other people were moving in were we concerned that they would think we were lesbians because we had been sharing a room, and a bed the whole time. what the F? A. okay she's gay. well maybe not gay just bi curious, with the two different rooms showing the two different lifestyles that she could chose from. but to make a more precise diagnosis i would need some more information. perhaps some pictures of the two of you together. and both you and your roommate's feelings towards irish men. of course if she is gay it would explain why she is madly in love with jenna. Dream #4: I have a reoccuring dream that happens a couple times a year. Same type of dream, but different circumstances. I run into this girl that I lusted after most of my middle to late teenage years that I had met at a now defunct amusement park. I haven't seen her since 1995, and I haven't talked to her since 1999. We used to be real close, but obviously aren't anymore. Yet I continue to run into her in my dreams. A. okay it means you're gay. or you're madly in love with jenna. or this is just a shot in the dark you want to sleep with her and because you haven't yet, you meet in a defunct amusement park. if you want the dream to stop you're just going to have to break down and sleep with her. i know it'll be rough but you'll just have to bite the bullet and do it. Dream #3: i dream i am back in high school. actually, i am just visiting my old high school. i am with someone. we go to register in the office because they trust no one in school these days. they give us visitor passes. they ask me which class i am going to visit. i say i am going to start with my old history teacher so that i can give him a hard time. they tell me that i can only go to one class for the entire day. so then we all decide that it is best that i go to my old art class. as we walk down the hall i pass the class because i no longer recognize the school at all. i then go back to the class and my instructor introduces me as a guest for the day and he asks who my friend is. i cannot recall so i look at his name badge. it looks like harold. i then remember that it is chris. he says his name is rick. i tell everyone how awesome this guys is. i then sit down to do artwork. my cousin shows up(she actually does have art class with my old instructor), and shes wants me to help her out so i start karate punching her in the arm. no one else knows i am her cousin and they wonder why i am punching her. she acts tough and says it does not hurt. so i go to start punching her again which she does not find very funny. what does this mean? and who the hell is jenna? A. most of this is a pretty common dream. usually it's about a longing to go back to school when times were simpler or you or you have some sort of unfinished business there, a girl you liked that you never told, a bully you never beat up, a sock you left in your locker, or you've been watching way too much saved by the bell. now the friend with all the different names, is the changing of friends through life. how your friends change for grade school, high school, college and work. or you're madly in love with jenna. so who the hell is jenna? what are you asking me for it's your dream. Dream #2: once, i dreamt that i was on lakeshore road, between lex and PH and i was driving and i saw an accident or something and there was a news van in front of me and it didn't even stop and then around gallbraith line, the news van stopped in the road, so i had to stop too, and mimes with machine guns got out and were gonna try to kill me so i drove away, and that's the end of the dream MIMES WITH MACHINE GUNS???? A. okay mimes with machine guns let me look at my spiderman dream decoder ring i got with proof of purchase of 3 boxes of cereal... okay spiderman says your spidey sense is tingling... man this thing is worthless... okay this dream is symbolic of secrecy, obviously you're a quiet girl who keeps to herself. and your quiet side is fighting to keep your rebelious side at bay. or you have a secret about something in your past that had happened on galbarith line perhaps with a barrett brother. or you're madly in love with jenna. Dream #1: last night I had the weirdest dream that I was walking through the swamp lands in Florida. It was dusk and the noises in the swamp were getting really loud. As I plodded through the marshy wetlands I saw a figure move through the trees off in the distance. I started to run up to where I saw the person and I couldn't catch up to them no matter how fast I ran I just couldn't gain any ground. I finally stopped to catch my breath and an alligator jumped up and bit my weenis. I woke up in horrible pain to find a 3/4" C clamp on my wong pouch?!? What the..?!? A. Man, you're one sick mud puppy. This dream is your mind at work trying to recover from a guilt that you are feeling, probably from cheating on your girl/boyfriend (probably a girl otherwise it would have been a croc instead of an alligator) and your mind probably figured out that she/he knew which is why there was a c clamp on you. Either that or you're madly in love with Jenna. but i have a question for ya, what the hell is a wong pouch????? | ||||||